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Nuclear Winter is Coming (oDoAP w/ New Polar Order)
« on: May 14, 2012, 02:57:42 am »
Article I. The Air Raid Sirens are Sounding
The New Polar Order and The Nuclear Proliferation League, hereafter referred to as the parties, come together under this document with the goals of proliferating the usage of Nuclear Arms in Polar Extremes.

Article II. We Huddle Within Our Bunkers
The parties agree that each alliance is an individual, and they shall not infringe upon the sovereign rights of that of the other. Neither party shall act in an aggressive manner towards the other. In the event that an act of aggression does occur in any fashion, 100% of the damages shall be paid in reparations.

Article III. Our Comm Systems Are Linked
The parties agree that any intelligence that is relevant to either party must be shared to its full extent between the parties.

Article IV. Pushing the Red Button
The parties may call on each other for military assistance in both aggressive and defensive campaigns; providing military assistance is encouraged but not required by this document.

Article V. The Battle is Won

If either party wishes to cancel this agreement, they must provide 72 hours notice. During that time, this document is still considered in effect.

Signed for the New Polar Order:

His Imperial Excellency RandomInterrupt of Amber, Eternally At Fault. Diplomatic Shark, Mr. Sith Lord Bear, Caliph of the New Desolate Order, Minister of Sexual Healings, The Baconator, Theodore Roosevelt, In GE's Quit Message, Comrade of the Glorious People's Glorious Revolution, Scourge of the OWF, Genesis Minister of Awesome, favored son of Walford, Savior of the Disillusioned, God-Emperor of Mumbai, Destroyer of the Betrayers, and Clint Eastwood's inspiration. Also, Wisconsin.

Regent - Dajobo
Imperial Advisor of Foreign Affairs - Quantum Leap
Minister of Truth - Mergerberger
Minister of Love - Medic32
Minister of Peace - Hullean
Deputy Minister of Truth - Tevron
Deputy Minister of Peace - Nicki Nemesis
Deputy Minister of Plenty - Mompson
Deputy Minister of Love - WarGod0001
Former Minister of Peace - Llanowar Elf

Signed for the Nuclear Proliferation League:

Prime Minister : KemMo
Deputy Prime Minister : Smurthwaite
Warhead of Foreign Affairs: King Wally

Warhead of Defenses: Gungnir
Warhead of Communications: Gofast2006
Warhead of Economics: Dejarue
Warhead of Education: Stonehouse




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* Kem[NPL] sues Xiph
<Liz> you'll get 10% of his yogurt.
<Liz> :p
<Kem[NPL]> I demand 50%
<Liz> law says 10%
<Kem[NPL]> Damn, only you get 50, Lizosis
<Kem[NPL]> 0_0
<Liz> Oh no you didn't.



<KemJ> No, my cock physically touching another dude's would be weird as fuck
<AngelRick> ((
<AngelRick> sorry it's 2am I need to stop talking >_<
<KemJ> XD
* AngelRick Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<KemJ> Actually I might do it if I'd never see the other guy again
<KemJ> Maybe
<KemJ> Fuck he left
<KemJ> Now it's not funny just gay

<Catman1776[NPL]> fine post all the porn you want
<Catman1776[NPL]> post porn of porn
<Catman1776[NPL]> hell post porn of cybernations I don't care
<Catman1776[NPL]> :I
<Kem[NPLurks]> I don't even know what that would be.
<Catman1776[NPL]> JamesTaggart[FEAR|VC] did you hear me?! POST IT AAAAAALLLLL
<Catman1776[NPL]> I don
<Catman1776[NPL]> I don't either Kem
<Catman1776[NPL]> I honestly dont want to find out
<Kem[NPLurks]> I kinda do
<Catman1776[NPL]> creepy bastard
<Lurunin[PPO]> kemmo
<Lurunin[PPO]> picture this
<Lurunin[PPO]> Sardonic, naked
<Lurunin[PPO]> on top of a nuke
<Catman1776[NPL]> is that propaganda for us or them
<Kem[NPLurks]> I just jizzed.
<Catman1776[NPL]> oh for christsakes..
<Lurunin[PPO]> lmfaop

 

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