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Nuclear Insanity Accords II(Overridden by SF)
« on: February 20, 2012, 02:48:22 pm »
TREATY BETWEEN THE NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION LEAGUE AND THE RANDOM INSANITY ALLIANCE
ON MEASURES FOR THE FURTHER EXPANSION AND PROLIFERATION OF STRATEGIC OFFENSIVE ARMS

                      The Nuclear Proliferation League and the Random Insanity Alliance,
                     hereinafter referred to as the Parties,

                         Believing that global challenges and threats require new
                     approaches to interaction across the whole range of their
                     strategic relations,

                         Working therefore to forge a new strategic relationship
                     based on mutual trust, openness, predictability, and
                     cooperation,

                         Desiring to bring their respective nuclear postures into
                     alignment with this new relationship, and endeavoring to
                     expand further the role and importance of nuclear weapons

                         Seeking to preserve continuity in, and provide new impetus
                     to, the step-by-step process of expanding and proliferating nuclear
                     arms while maintaining the safety and security of their
                     nuclear arsenals, and with a view to expanding this process in
                     the future, including to a multilateral approach,

                         Guided by the principle of indivisible security and
                     convinced that measures for the expansion and proliferation of
                     strategic offensive arms and the other obligations set forth
                     in this Treaty will enhance predictability and stability, and
                     thus the security of both Parties,

                         Have agreed as follows:

                         1. Each Party agrees not to aim their nuclear weapons
                     at each other, only at others.

                         2. Each Party agrees to share information, especially about
                     threats to each others nuclear stockpiles.

                         3. Each Party agrees not to share information, technology,
                     or other aid with those who are threatening the nuclear stockpiles
                     of the other.

                         4. Each Party agrees to share technology and aid, if requested,
                     to further each others nuclear proliferation goals.

                         5. The Parties agree to create a joint nuclear proliferation
                     research center in Florida to research new ways to further
                     their nuclear proliferation.

                         6. The Parties agree to form a joint nuclear command.

                            a. The Parties agree to launch their nuclear stockpiles in
                        full force against any who would strike against them.

                            b. The Parties agree that should one launch their nuclear
                        stockpiles to assist a third party who has launched a first strike
                        then they are not mandated to assist but still retain the option.

                            c. Each Party recognizes that they retain the option to launch
                        their nuclear stockpiles in defense of any third party which is
                        acting within the interests of or tied to the Parties.
                       
                            d. The Parties recognize that there are conditions under which
                        the most effective use of their nuclear stockpiles may be to
                        launch them against an associated target rather than a direct
                        target.

                        7. Each Party agrees that they maintain the right to launch
                      a first strike at any target and that the other Party may assist.

                        This Treaty shall be subject to ratification in accordance
                     with the constitutional procedures of each Party. This Treaty
                     shall enter into force on the date of the exchange of
                     instruments of ratification.
   
                       Each Party may propose amendments to this Treaty. If
                     either Party raises the issue of the modification of this
                     Treaty, the Parties shall jointly consider the matter. Agreed
                     amendments shall enter into force in accordance with the
                     constitutional procedures of each Party.

                         Each Party shall, in exercising its alliance sovereignty,
                     have the right to withdraw from this Treaty if it decides that
                     extraordinary events related to the subject matter of this
                     Treaty have jeopardized its supreme interests.  It shall give
                     notice of its decision to the other Party.  Such notice shall
                     contain a statement of the extraordinary events the notifying
                     Party regards as having jeopardized its supreme interests.
                     This Treaty shall terminate one week from the date of
                     receipt by the other Party of the aforementioned notice,
                     unless the notice specifies a later date.

                     Done at Florida, this 10th day of September, 2011.
 
For the
 Random Insanity Alliance:
  Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity,
                The Ultimate Lifeform,
                Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands,
                Puppetmaster of Chaos
  Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance,
                   Demi-God of Maroon,
                   Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery,
                   Eperor of the SuperFriends
  im317, Triumvir,
             Former Elder of PotD,
             in search of new sig material
  Bluestrike - Head of Foreign Affairs,
                   Professional Mogar Wrangler,
                   Former Waffle Commissar
  C-zom - Head of Internal Affairs
  Jenne - HoMO,
             Promoting glowing stuff since 2006
  cctmsp13 - Viceroy of Economics
  Shadow Slayer, Head of Recruitment


For the
 Nuclear Proliferation League:
  Triumvir: KemMo
  Triumvir: Morjon
  Triumvir: King Wally
  Lord of Education: Mildly Insane
  Lord of Defenses: Gofast2006
  Lord of Recruiting: Paramix
  Lord of Foreign Affairs: Smurthwaite
  Lord of Economics: Kirkhill
« Last Edit: May 19, 2012, 05:53:33 pm by Kem »




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