This baby kept me alive for about 3 years while at Uni.... and I must admit I still hook into it occasionally now!
Ingredients...
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Cook your 2 minute noodles for 2 minutes.... carefully lay out 2 slices of bread .... using a fork slap your noodles across the bread.... for extra kick save some of the chicken flavour sachet and sprinkle it directly onto the noodles post bread application.... with care smash the top piece of bread onto the sandwich raise with your hands and eat.
Expect noodles to slip out and fall all over the coach as you eat. If you grab them within 5 seconds they are still good to eat as long as they don't make their way in between the cushions in which case they must stay there for eternity as a reminder of your horrible lazy lifestyle.
Enjoy!
(c) Wally Institute for Poor Mans Basic Nutritional Survival 1999
