TREATY BETWEEN THE NUCLEAR PROLIFERATION LEAGUE AND THE RANDOM INSANITY ALLIANCE
ON MEASURES FOR THE FURTHER EXPANSION AND PROLIFERATION OF STRATEGIC OFFENSIVE ARMS
The Nuclear Proliferation League and the Random Insanity Alliance,
hereinafter referred to as the Parties,
Believing that global challenges and threats require new
approaches to interaction across the whole range of their
strategic relations,
Working therefore to forge a new strategic relationship
based on mutual trust, openness, predictability, and
cooperation,
Desiring to bring their respective nuclear postures into
alignment with this new relationship, and endeavoring to
expand further the role and importance of nuclear weapons
Seeking to preserve continuity in, and provide new impetus
to, the step-by-step process of expanding and proliferating nuclear
arms while maintaining the safety and security of their
nuclear arsenals, and with a view to expanding this process in
the future, including to a multilateral approach,
Guided by the principle of indivisible security and
convinced that measures for the expansion and proliferation of
strategic offensive arms and the other obligations set forth
in this Treaty will enhance predictability and stability, and
thus the security of both Parties,
Have agreed as follows:
1. Each Party agrees not to aim their nuclear weapons
at each other, only at others.
2. Each Party agrees to share information, especially about
threats to each others nuclear stockpiles.
3. Each Party agrees not to share information, technology,
or other aid with those who are threatening the nuclear stockpiles
of the other.
4. Each Party agrees to share technology and aid, if requested,
to further each others nuclear proliferation goals.
5. The Parties agree to create a joint nuclear proliferation
research center in Florida to research new ways to further
their nuclear proliferation.
6. The Parties agree to form a joint nuclear command.
a. The Parties agree to launch their nuclear stockpiles in
full force against any who would strike against them.
b. The Parties agree that should one launch their nuclear
stockpiles to assist a third party who has launched a first strike
then they are not mandated to assist but still retain the option.
c. Each Party recognizes that they retain the option to launch
their nuclear stockpiles in defense of any third party which is
acting within the interests of or tied to the Parties.
d. The Parties recognize that there are conditions under which
the most effective use of their nuclear stockpiles may be to
launch them against an associated target rather than a direct
target.
7. Each Party agrees that they maintain the right to launch
a first strike at any target and that the other Party may assist.
This Treaty shall be subject to ratification in accordance
with the constitutional procedures of each Party. This Treaty
shall enter into force on the date of the exchange of
instruments of ratification.
Each Party may propose amendments to this Treaty. If
either Party raises the issue of the modification of this
Treaty, the Parties shall jointly consider the matter. Agreed
amendments shall enter into force in accordance with the
constitutional procedures of each Party.
Each Party shall, in exercising its alliance sovereignty,
have the right to withdraw from this Treaty if it decides that
extraordinary events related to the subject matter of this
Treaty have jeopardized its supreme interests. It shall give
notice of its decision to the other Party. Such notice shall
contain a statement of the extraordinary events the notifying
Party regards as having jeopardized its supreme interests.
This Treaty shall terminate one week from the date of
receipt by the other Party of the aforementioned notice,
unless the notice specifies a later date.
Done at Florida, this 10th day of September, 2011.
For the
Random Insanity Alliance:
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity,
The Ultimate Lifeform,
Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands,
Puppetmaster of Chaos
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance,
Demi-God of Maroon,
Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery,
Eperor of the SuperFriends
im317, Triumvir,
Former Elder of PotD,
in search of new sig material
Bluestrike - Head of Foreign Affairs,
Professional Mogar Wrangler,
Former Waffle Commissar
C-zom - Head of Internal Affairs
Jenne - HoMO,
Promoting glowing stuff since 2006
cctmsp13 - Viceroy of Economics
Shadow Slayer, Head of Recruitment
For the
Nuclear Proliferation League:
Triumvir: KemMo
Triumvir: Morjon
Triumvir: King Wally
Lord of Education: Mildly Insane
Lord of Defenses: Gofast2006
Lord of Recruiting: Paramix
Lord of Foreign Affairs: Smurthwaite
Lord of Economics: Kirkhill
