Article I. The Air Raid Sirens are Sounding
The New Polar Order and The Nuclear Proliferation League, hereafter referred to as the parties, come together under this document with the goals of proliferating the usage of Nuclear Arms in Polar Extremes.
Article II. We Huddle Within Our Bunkers
The parties agree that each alliance is an individual, and they shall not infringe upon the sovereign rights of that of the other. Neither party shall act in an aggressive manner towards the other. In the event that an act of aggression does occur in any fashion, 100% of the damages shall be paid in reparations.
Article III. Our Comm Systems Are Linked
The parties agree that any intelligence that is relevant to either party must be shared to its full extent between the parties.
Article IV. Pushing the Red Button
The parties may call on each other for military assistance in both aggressive and defensive campaigns; providing military assistance is encouraged but not required by this document.
Article V. The Battle is Won
If either party wishes to cancel this agreement, they must provide 72 hours notice. During that time, this document is still considered in effect.
Signed for the New Polar Order:
His Imperial Excellency RandomInterrupt of Amber, Eternally At Fault. Diplomatic Shark, Mr. Sith Lord Bear, Caliph of the New Desolate Order, Minister of Sexual Healings, The Baconator, Theodore Roosevelt, In GE's Quit Message, Comrade of the Glorious People's Glorious Revolution, Scourge of the OWF, Genesis Minister of Awesome, favored son of Walford, Savior of the Disillusioned, God-Emperor of Mumbai, Destroyer of the Betrayers, and Clint Eastwood's inspiration. Also, Wisconsin.
Regent - Dajobo
Imperial Advisor of Foreign Affairs - Quantum Leap
Minister of Truth - Mergerberger
Minister of Love - Medic32
Minister of Peace - Hullean
Deputy Minister of Truth - Tevron
Deputy Minister of Peace - Nicki Nemesis
Deputy Minister of Plenty - Mompson
Deputy Minister of Love - WarGod0001
Former Minister of Peace - Llanowar Elf
Signed for the Nuclear Proliferation League:
Prime Minister : KemMo
Deputy Prime Minister : Smurthwaite
Warhead of Foreign Affairs: King Wally
Warhead of Defenses: Gungnir
Warhead of Communications: Gofast2006
Warhead of Economics: Dejarue
Warhead of Education: Stonehouse
